horny creep
roaming around the town late at night in hopes of picking up girls.
k: we’re goin out on a h-rny creep, u want in?
b: sure, i’ll get ma b00ts
a h-rny creep is a man who only has one thing in mind.. v-g-n-. he tries hard to get what he can’t have and will often end the night in anger and tears.
how to recognize a “h-rny creep”
1.) d-ck will feel like handlebar
2.) may tickle you without stopping
3.) say things like “im so hard right now” or “can you handle it”
4.) drinks smirnoff ice
“sean is a h-rny creep!”
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