horny derrick



a guy that gets a b*n*r in every cl*ss period and looks at every girls but even the ones that are ugly
omg did you see that h*rny derrick he has a b*n*r all the d*mn time. oh god there he goes lookin at their b*tts

Read Also:

  • byron knighting

    the third biggest tw*t in all of england, just behind gordon brown and gordon ramsay. his hobbies include drowning puppies, urinating on homeless people and romantic walks on the beach. keep him away from your mum. i”m so glad that i’m not byron knighting’

  • w*nktoberfest

    to ejackulate into someone’s beer without them seeing, and then watching them drink it i totally w*nktoberfested toms beer last night

  • j*zz wiper

    one whose job it is to squeegee the c*m streaks off the gl*ss at a peepshow. glenn’s job as a summer student was being a j*zz wiper for $7.50 an hour.

  • mortemnesia

    the act of announcing the death of someone (usually a celebrity) , and mourning that person before realizing that the person has been dead for many years! the word is a combination of “mortem” and “amnesia.” i didnt think dave suffered from mortemnesia, but when he told me yesterday how sad he was about the […]


Disclaimer: horny derrick definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.