Horny Devil
someone who is crazed by the idea of s-x. their fascination by the act of s-x and desire to begin intercourse, superceeds all other rules and respects otherwise obeyed by the general public.
often, the s-x enacted by such creatures is brutally inappropriate and completely of this world. sometimes, public displays of this can be observed in the changing rooms of large department stores.
h-rny devil: “come back to my house baby”
person: “why would you want to?”
h-rny devil: “i want to rip your clothes off with my teeth before we hit the sack.. if we last that far”
person: “sounds good.”
a h-rny devil is a person that is about 150cm tall, has a dirty mind and dreams about naughty things all day. h-rny devils are quiet rare but when you find one, proceed with caution, because you will never know what will set one off into a apoccaliptic rampage of rapage.
victim: “h-llo over there”
h-rny devil: “heyy why dont u come sit on my lap for a while”
victim: “okay but pleease dont fondle me”
h-rny devil: “i will try not to”
the victim then sits down and gets fondled with
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