horny dick biscuit
when you are h-rny and your d-ck is hard and in your pants, and it rolls into the shape of a biscuit.
man 1: dude did you see dem t-tties? i got so h-rny that my d-ck rolled in my pants!
man 2: yah! i got a h-rny d-ck biscuit too!
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