Horny McNugget


when a regular mcdonald’s chicken nugget starts to go wrong. it starts humping the sh-t out of your leg, and starts making noises too. it starts to yell very loudly and c-ms all over your chest. it’s c-m is a mixture of feces and chicken fat. if you don’t lick it up it will start biting your d-ck.
mike: omg why is this mcnugget humping me.
chad: lol you unlucky b-st-rd, its a h-rny mcnugget!
mike: i like it 😉

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