Horny Rose
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on the stem of an uncut rose, than impregnating an unsuspecting teen by forcibly sticking the rose in their genitals, swabbing it around so to rub the s-m-n off in her ovaduct, and pulling it out.
mickey rourke: danny! you bought me a rose! how sweet!
danny trejo: don’t touch! it’s covered in… me…
mickey rourke” what the h-ll?! what’s your problem?!
danny trejo: i’m going to give miley cyrus the good old h-rny rose (wink wink)!
mickey rourke: why the h-ll would you do that?!
danny trejo: someone’s gotta p-ss on the trejo legacy!
mickey rourke: is she old enough to take care of a kid?
danny trejo: if she were, would it technically be the h-rny rose?
mickey rourke: i guess not. hey, man, i gotta go!
danny trejo: why?
mickey rourke: because this urban dictionary example is getting far too long.
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