Horny Sasquatch
the h-rny sasqautch is a s-x position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. the h-rny sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. you usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can’t prove you exist. bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
dude: yo man, got a h-rny sasquatch over the weekend.
guy: yea, how’d you do?
dude: i got about 20 pints!
guy: awsome!
dude: yea, google the pics man!
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