Horny-tard


someone who gets h-rny for a stupid reason, seeing something stupid that gets them s-xually aroused.
h-rny-tard

johnny: i saw sticks and stones rubbing together oh my g-d i’m so h-rny haha for seral

jacob:rubbin’ sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin’ you is getting so exciting.

jason, jacob, will:sky rockets in flight. afternoon delight. afternoon delight.

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