hornymoon


“absence makes the heart grow fonder”. when a couple haven’t seen each other for a while, the next time they meet is going to be their h-rnymoon.
wife: i missed you so much when you were in germany. good to have you back. it feels like honeymoon again.

husband: yeah, 5 times last night. now it’s more like h-rnymoon.
it is the traditional holiday taken by h-rny newlyweds to celebrate their marrige in intimacy and seclusion.
las vegas is a perfect place to go on a h-rny moon.

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