hornywasted
when you’re very drunk and so hard up for a piece of -ss and/or piece of c-ck that you’re about a midget’s throw away from making out with anyone or anything.
if you act upon being h-rnywasted you’ll most likely end up regretting it tomorrow.
it may or may not involve severely lowering your standards and/or drunk dialing an ex.
“i sooooo h-rnywasted. i sooooo want to drunk dial my ex. what to do?”
“to don’t. take it easy sleezy.”
“you’re right. i guess that’s a pretty big to don’t. it’s probably all that mad dog 20/20 talking.”
“yes.”
where you get h-rny so many ttimes in a day that your d-ck just stops c-mming for a while.
guy; hey man you beat the meat today?
me; nah bro im h-rny wasted
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