Horowitz


noun – a legendary fail or f@#k up.

noun – a person who is constantly accident pr-ne, stubbing their toe or getting random burns or cuts.
“that kid blaine is such a horowitz for leaving her.”
one who regualrly attends the gym and the tanning bed. who has intercourse in bathrooms, and frolics in fountains. he is one who parties hard 6 days a week and pulls lots of women.
“did, you see that guy he is so horowitz! lets get his number”

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