Horse-an-itis
a 100% real disease/infection given off by riding horses (male). once infected the carrier can p-ss it on to other individuals via touching, talking, or being around them for extended periods of time (it has been found that over-texting them via cell phones can have an increased chance of catching horse-an-itis).
the known symptoms of the fatal disease are as follows (but not limited to): enlargement of the cl-toris by up to 6 fold, an increased aging rate of upwards to 2.5x regular aging, and being unable to p-ss to the after-life and being forced to be a h-m-s-xual-ghost. said ghosts can only contact the living h-m-s-xuals.
tom: so, what happened to rick?
grant: not really sure, i heard he caught horse-an-itis disease.
tom: really?
grant: yeah, he some ghost told me in my sleep.
tom: i see.
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