Horse Cock Frosty
the poor excuse for a desert marketed as the vanilla frosty at wendy’s. as a successor to the original chocolate frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse c-ck.
wendy’s employee: “how may i help you?”
customer: “i’d like a large chocolate frosty please.”
wendy’s employee: “i’m sorry we’re out of chocolate frosty but we have vanilla.”
customer: “what the f-ck do you mean you’re out of chocolate frosty? you’re out of real frosty and you offer me some horse c-ck frosty bullsh-t? i don’t want that cr-p. if i wanted something that reminded me of chris pontius in jack-ss 2 drinking horse j-zz i’d go to mcdonald’s and get a mcflurry.”
wendy’s employee: “sir, you don’t have to use that language.”
customer: “i find your offering of a horse c-ck frosty offensive. f-ck this. i’m going to arby’s for a jamocha shake.”
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