horse jacob


one who feels hes has the biggest f-cking d-ck this side of the equator. commonly refers to his huge feet, leading you to try and believe that he has a large p-n-s. when in reality hes probably smaller than your 2 year old brother soft on a cold day.
“look at that horse jacob trying to pimp the ladies into believing his p-n-s is huge.”

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