horse jizz
this is hands down the best drink known to man. i personally like to give it to the ho’s at the bar after a long night of drinking.
1 part beer of choice
1 part of milk or cream
pour milk or cream into the bottom half of a pilsner gl-ss. slowly add beer on top taking special care not to mix the two. for decoration add a few splashes of milk/cream on top of the beer for the “peter north” effect. then just sit back and enjoy the j-zzy goodness.
problem: d-mn this fuggo b-tch wont get off my nutz.
solution: so i bought her a drink. after she slams this horse j-zz, b-tch will be in the bathroom puking her -ss off.
problem solved.
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