horse punch


when you pull out of your girlfriend and real quick like, you punch her right in the cooter.
i just horse punched billy’s mom after i slama-jammaed her
similar to the donkey punch, but while having -n-l s-x, instead of punching her in the head, you punch her on her -ss cheek, causeing her to tighten her enitre -ss, squeezing your d-ck.
i heard my brother yell “horse punch!” from the other room right before she kicked him out of her place half dressed.

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