Horse Pussy


for use when something doesnt go your way…
she had s-x with that guy?… that’s a bunch of horse p-ssy
referring to dark colored, fleshy p-ssy lips. typically found amongst
women of hispanic or asian descent; though this term is used when
the features are seen out of context on a lighter skinned white woman.
instead of perky, pink l-b–, a girl possesses an unexpected
darker shade of v-g-n-l protrusion. not seen as a bad thing; some
find this attribute unique and appealing. recently it has gained
notoriety and a fetish-like following.
ex. 1: “when i took off amanda’s thong she had a horse p-ssy”.
ex. 2: “her horse p-ssy looked like a grilled burger between two sesame seed buns”.
ex. 3: “that white girl’s meat curtains looked more like a roast beef sandwich”.
the female equivolent of a small p-n-s. a large and loose v-g-n-. as undesireable amongst the male population as a 3 inch p-n-s is to the female population.
man, that girl from last night would have been a perfect 10 if it wasn’t for her horse p-ssy! she had the biggest meat curtains i have ever seen. when i first saw it i thought it was a bulldog chewing on mayonaise!
“bull sh-t” taken to a whole new level.
person 1 – “president bush is a genius!”
person 2 – “oh, horse p-ssy! he is a freakin’ moron!”
a gross injustice; an unfortunate state of events; something so egregious that the word bullsh-t would be an understatement
monte: man, i was really looking forward to a beer after work but my wife just text me and said i have to go to the dirty hippie farm to pick up vegetables.

luke: awww man that really sucks…

monte: that’s horsep-ssy. i mean i could have gone on sunday but i would have been late for the baseball game.

luke: which also would have been horsep-ssy.
a grotesque, emotional creature often female that practices promiscuous behavior, complains often, and has an unusual appet-te for hay and male genitalia. such creature often expels an odor of raw fish and eggs. rarely would a horsep-ssy be seen in public except in the presence of a large male population or swimming pool. a horsep-ssy releases an earpiercing sound when excited or in heat (which is often) and extremely dangerous. a horsep-ssy should not be approached under any circ-mstances and those who encounter one shall run the opposite direction because a horsep-ssy is capable of gnawing, burning, and destroying various parts of the human body upon contact.
woah, i saw this disgusting horsep-ssy in denver today she almost got me man!” “dude, that sucks i ran into a horsep-ssy in council bluffs and had to get rabies shots for weeks.

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