Horse ride
the act of fighting with a friend and then proceeding to take him/her down and sitting/bouncing up and down on them while yelling “ride a horsy, ride a horsy”
“come on jonny fight him
no way! he always gets mad when i horse ride him and that’s the only way i win.”
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