Horse Rub


1) a greasy substance thicker than vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) a exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) the image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.
holy horse rub!
that’s horse rub, i don’t believe you!
you look like you’ve been horse rubbed!

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