horse tail


the horse tail is the action a woman makes when an unwanted appendage (finger or p-n-s) is about to enter her r-ct-m. the horse tail comes out exclusively during doggy style intercorse. while in position, she will wildly swing back one arm to swat the unwanted appendage from entering. it resembles a horse’s tail swatting flies of its -ss.
i tried to take this chicks -ss last night, but her horse tail came out and thwarted my attempts!
a male with a long ponytail
justin & aaron have horsetails
the act of placing a short broom in your partners -n-s and riding them around much like a horse.
my wife was never really fond of the old horse tail, i usually only got it on birthdays.

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