Horsebite
grapping right above the knee and sqauizing really hard
alexander gave frederik a horsebite yesterday now he cant walk straight
to grab a fleshy part on another’s body, particularly on the underside of the upper arm, squeeze tightly, and then pull your fingers loose without loosening one’s grip. creates a bruise identical in appearance to the one produced by the bite of a horse.
mr. jones sent bill to the office for giving other kids horsebites, noting that such severe bruising could cause blood clots.
a method employed to ball tag another guy. you tell your friend that you were recently bit by a horse. since this is unbelievable your friend will undoubtedly ask to see it. when he does turn sideways and pull down your shirt coller as if to show a horse bite on your shoulder. when your friend unsuspectingly comes in for a peek you have hime right where you want him. wham! whack him in the nuts with your hand that is appropriately positioned and aimed right at them.
“when mike was p-ssing me off i showed him my horse bite.”
when a adult grabs a youngsters b-lls with his teeth and makes horse noises
hey james come on over here and let me give you a horsebite
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