horsefly
a guy that just doesn’t take the hint after being rejected and follows you everywhere – to the point where all you can think of is how to get rid of him
closely related to: bamsee fly
mike turned out to be a stalker. where ever i go, he’s there!
i told you he’s a horsefly…
5 more definitions
a large insect that will bite you at the first opportunity. they are a half inch to an inch long, triangular, and carnivorous. when they bite you they take out a chunk of flesh and inject venom. the area around the bite will hurt for around five days.
sarah got bitten by a horse fly, and found it painful to walk for a week.
a huge fly commonly found near horse dung.
that fly was as big as a horse. it was a horsefly…..
a guy that doesn’t take the hint and follows you everywhere – to the point where it gets so annoying that all u can think of is how to get rid of him
closely related to: bamsee fly
he’s such a stalker- where ever i go he’s there! it’s like having a f-cking horsefly around!
a person who thinks horses are fly. or a person who is obsessed with horses.
that girl kelsey is a horsefly!
a man who enjoys s-x with horses.
that horse fly over there is f-cking that horse in the -ss.
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