Horseknight


1. when your girlfriend gets h-t by a drunk horse ridden by your grandma.

2. when your horse gets killed by a drunk p.a system driven by a car.

3. when your car cr-ps out on you because your horse drank all your girlfriends and never put gas back in the grandma.
1. hanging yourself as a result form drunken horse riding.

2. don’t get killed by your grandma’s horse or you will regret it.

horseknight. we love you.

rip ashley
rip grandma
rip rachel
rip horse?( i am unclear whether the horses name is ashley or rachel yet)

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