Horsemonkey


etremely ugly woman/man with a very long angular face with small deep sunken eyes. is usually a stripper and has very bad pale skin.
“hey, why is that paki getting a lap dance with that f-ckin horsemonkey??”
penetrating a person with a banana as you ride them like a horse.
i’m gonna horse monkey you like seabicsuit.
newest profanity on the streets. originated from m-n-lapan, new jersey.
bill: “your a herb.”
john: “f-ck you you f-cking horsemonkey”

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