Horseradish Mustache
1) when one drinks a bl–dy mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one’s upper lip, creating a mustache.
2) the residue or -n-l hair on one’s upper lip resulting from performing oral s-x on one’s woman from the rear.
eg 1) “hey mike, them boys are drinkin’ your bl–dy marys so quickly they gots them some horseradish mustaches! yee haw!”
eg 2) “dude, had a terrible night last night. christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. ended up with a horseradish mustache.”
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