horseshoe crab


this is a s-xual act between h-m-s-xual men where one man adjusts his p-n-s in such a way that it makes a horseshoe shape where the tip is near his belly b-tton. this hole is then penetrated by the other man. the term comes from the horseshoe appearance of the first mans p-n-s.
gay guys like to horseshoe crab each other.

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