Hortense
the most beautiful i’ve ever seen in my entire f-ckin’ life!
it’s totally the kind of girl you fall in love with in a sec’
charles : g-ddam, i met a hortense yesterday and i think i’m already fallin’ for her
a girls who’s pretty and supersmart, and reaaaally funny, and with which you’re sure to always have a great time no matter what!
person 1: oh i ran into hortense the other day
person 2: wait, is that this really cool and funny chick that you went to high school with?
person 1: yeah, that’s her!
a fat ugly b-tch that lives in france
man im so glad that french sl-t doesnt live in our country anymore.
i know, hortense was so anoyying.
18th century negroid-dutch ghetto slang for a fat fat wh-r-.
that hortense emailed me!
randy’s d-ck smelled of cheeseburger after that hortense had her fill.
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