hosaphone


top definition
a musical trumpet-like instrument based on the so-called natural trumpet which contains no valves that was invented by ellis workman on july 4, 1976 in rochester, mn. constructed out of plastic tubing, a funnel using a trumpet or french horn mouthpiece. the hosaphone(tm) plays the notes of the natural overtone series.
the hosaphone(tm) is the only musical instrument which can performed the doppler effect without sustaining a neck injury to the performer.
the hosaphone(tm) is in every way the functional equivalent of the so-called natural trumpet.
the sound of the hosaphone(tm) cannot be improved, but your sound can be improved with practice.
hosaphone(tm) music is based only on the “natural” harmonic series.

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