Hose Choking


when your done pumping gas and you grab the hose and pull and squeeze to get every last drop out.
1. gas is so expensive, so i am hose choking the pump.

2. i am poor so i am going hose choking at the gas station

3. i probably hose choked 50 cents worth of gas out of there.

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