Hose Hound


a person, frequently of the female persuation, who often seeks the c-ck.
my brother’s ex-girlfriend is a nasty hose hound.
an attractive woman, with an unusually huge -ss
harry: “oh, look at the fun bags on that hose hound!” lloyd: “i’d like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of chianti!”
a really ugly, often fat woman who thinks wearing fishnet panyhose, vinyl miniskirt or whatever sl-tty outfit would make her pretty when in fact it just makes her look uglier and stupid.
“oh man, what a f-cking hosehound getting out of that car!”
a woman worthy of banging. a s-xy babe.
look at the funbags on that hose hound!
as a verb, the act of a good hard s-xual encounter equivalent to soft rape
“i’m going to hosehound that girl.”
a sl-tty girl who gets sprayed in the face and always comes back for more.
ross: dude, i got with this chick last weekend as a joke and blew my load in her face as a joke, but she called me up again today.

hari: nice, make sure you get it in her eye this time and that hose hound wont be beggin anymore.

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