hose stretcher


a hose stretcher is a rookie in the fire service…some guys will have a rookie look for items on a truck and will usually have hose stretcher towards the end…
battalion chief-probie, have you found everything on this truck?

probie-yes sir, i have found everything except the hose stretcher

fellow firefighter “laughs” haha

probie: whats so funny?

firefighter-ur the hose stretcher probie

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