hosebag
a certain woman in her middle 40’s
single
has a child (to use as a weapon)
no friends
selfish
crazy
wh-r-
drunk
sandra laroque is such a hosebag!!!!!
an extremely trashy woman. generally described by each of the following:
chain smoker
+50
unemployed
dresses like a sk-nk
addicted to crack
look! it’s a drunken hosebag!
a trashy woman,usually stupid and the object of a one-night stand.
i went clubbing and picked up this hosebag.
a bag for putting your hose in
a v-g-n-
a big sl-tty wh-r-
a hosebag used to be reserved for the rare sl-t but now it covers a vast amount of todays women.
a common sl-tty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.
barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.
in the late ’70s – early ’80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in norfolk, va were required by law to wear pantyhose. they got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn’t bother to look inside. this is a fact.
people who don’t know this -ssumed that ‘hose bag’ referred to s-x, a ‘bag’ to put your ‘hose’ in – sl-t, sk-nk, ho – but the truth is that “hose bag” originally referred to a pretty d-mn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!
“i need to catch a buzz – can i borrow your hose bag?”
a hose connected to an enema bag
“bradley, your hose bag of a mom hates me”
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