HoseDowner
a hosedowner is the h-m-s-xual version of the hosemuncher. he is a male who loves nothing more than to suck d-ck. this man gives bl-wj-bs on a regular basis and is natorious for being easy.
a hosedowner can also be defined as a male who lacks the ability to get an erection. this problem can be corrected with numerous medications.
“hey, i totally got blown by (insert his name) who is a total hosedowner”
“he was a total hosedowner last night, he couldn’t even get it up!.”
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