Hosegood
the act of accidentally -j-c-l-t-ng into your own eye whilst masturbating laying on your back.
guy 1 – dude what’s with the eye patch? you peac-cking tonight?
guy 2 – no man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself
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