hosetail


when frustration has reached it’s peak. you must sometimes take it to the next level and get hosetail. the step beyond the last step of the breaking point…
“dude, what happened?”
“well that dude on the ground dumped the other guys drink all over the front of him, he got all kindsa hosetail on him!! it was sick dude…!!”

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