Hospital Appointment
ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.
“i won’t be in ’til 12 today as i have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee.”
“oh okay. i hope you feel better afterwards.”
“oh i will, you bove. i will. lie-ins are truly therapeutic.”
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