Hospital Time


that infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. if the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won’t tell you if anything changes.
kim: i thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
dr: yeah but i really meant today.
kim: oh great we’re on hospital time

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