hoss machine


one that is not only muscular and buff, but possesses qualities in which he is deemed unstoppable and therefore machine-like.

(a newly achieved level of “bad-ssness.”)
“did you see griff in the gym?” (reply)”yea, that dude’s a hoss machine!”

“sup bro?” (reply)”whats happenin there hoss machine?”

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