hoss wobble


the distinctive gait of a morbidly obese person walking, where the sheer quant-ty of extra lard being hauled around requires the rotation of the entire torso with each forward step. this results in a precarious looking gait, similar to waterfowl waddling on dry land.
holy sh-t! check out the hoss wobble on that broad. i bet she goes 3 spins! you’d have to roll her in flour and aim for a wet spot!

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