host club


1. possibly the next best thing to prost-tution.

2. a type of business in j-pan that resembles an escort service. however, the hosts are male, service is very expensive, and does not offer s-x. rather, it is more like paying an incredibly good looking guy to go on a date with you and flirt relentlessly. kissing, cuddling, and holding hands may or may not be allowed depending on the club you go to. host club generally cater to women, but can also entertain other men.

3. a place where good looking men from about 18-25 years of age can become hosts. they can quite often make a killing depending how popular they are.

4. the female equivalent is a hostess club.
that guy is so handsome that he could be in a host club!

the prices for champagne at that host club were outragous; ¥10,000 ($115) per gl-ss!
a place where s-xually ambiguous young j-panese men work. in these clubs,they carry conversations with woman and get them drunk.

these men often dye their hair,tan,wear gaudy clothes,and look like the just walked out of “men’s egg magazine” or the latest issue of “host knuckle”.

they are the j-panese guido.

they are not to be confused with gyaru-o. although they are very similar in appearance they are nothing alike.

host will even sleep with a client to keep up their attendance to their club.
girl1: “when i was in roppongi , i walked past a few shops but at every other corner some sleezebag from a host club tried to get me to go in”

girl2:”ughh.i can’t stand those places.it’s just for woman who need attention and men who work there probably have low self esteem”

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