Hoster
term given to middle aged men, who are still single, and only just recently moved out of their parents home or still live at home. usually work alot and make no time for romance. not that they can even get girls.
john: “hey u know dave from accounting, he’s always here working.”
mike: “yeah i know hes a hoster.”
when there is host and hostess at a restaurant.
one of the hosters will bring us silverware.
a place where loose women hide their pistols. the v-g-n-.
jim: “comack mccarthy’s ex-wife did what?”
bill: “she pulled a pistol out of her ho-ster because she was losing an argument about aliens.”
sid: “are you packing?”
jane: “got one in the ho-ster.”
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