Hostile Texan
a adulterous overweight desi fob who spends most of his time trying to pick up young girls so he can take them back to his cubicle and -ssault them with his two inch lulli. the rest of his day is spent fornicating with his pet pig “muslimah” and posting pictures of his wife on sm-ts.com. check for him at your local masjid.
man that hostile texan is one fat sleasy motherf-cker.
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