Hot Air Balloon Ride
the act in which a man gently glides his warm b-llb-g up a woman’s body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.
i’m going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.
the act of making an air-tight seal around someone’s b-tthole and then they fart a giant fart into your mouth and your cheecks fill with air.
the only way dale could imagine seeing the world outside of his jail cell was when rick gave him a hot air balloon ride.
person lies on their back, the woman straddles the face creating a seal between the l-b– and the mouth. the person on the bottom blows into the woman to “inflate” the uterus. the woman grabs two hand-fulls of hair (the basket) and holds on for the balloon ride.
“dude, i was trying to give a ‘hot air balloon ride’ and i got a mouth full of blow back.”
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