Hot Anchor

1. a condition that occurs when one’s pants or underwear sticks to their b-tt cheeks.

2. a spot where the clothing is stuck or “anch-r-d” to your b-tt.

note: hot anchors usually happen in hot, humid climates and frequently occur when one sits on leather of vinyl furniture for a long time.

the cure for a hot anchor is called the pick and flap maneuver. to execute the pick and flap maneuver, grasp your pants and underwear between your thiumb and forefinger near the hot anchor, pick (pull) the garments away from your b-tt cheek and gently flap the material so that it doesn’t re-attach itself.
man, we were sitting in the restaurant booth for so long, when i got up i had a serious hot anchor.
an incredibly attractive, s-xy, muscled, slurpable news personality hosting a news program.
hot anchor: mike woods at fox nyc, nuff said

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