hot approach


noun. the act of running to the toilet due to an imminent and/or urgent bowel movement, likely due to explosive diarrhea . usually feces escapes as your b-ttocks h-ts the toilet seat.

noun. when an airplane comes in for a landing with some form of crippling technical malfunction.
after eating taco bell and drinking beer, i arrived home just in time to make a hot approach.

the 747 is coming in on a hot approach as the in-flight collision with birds damaged all but one engine.

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