Hot bag


the name given to a plastic bag into which you have recently defecated.
“there was a queue for the toilet, so i had to make a hot bag”

“don’t step on the hot bag in the corner”

“so, i gave them another souvenir of their day trip to north west london. an official wembley stadium hot bag, squeezed out on the hallowed turf.”
a term referring to take out fast food.

“i’m starving let’s get some hot bag”

a condom full of sh-t.
after she put her face through a hole in the wall, i smacked her face with a hot bag.
a nickname for a teacher you have (usually male) that you have the hots for and is married, but at the same time has the hots for another teacher at the school, usually a foreign language teacher.
i call my social studies teacher hotbag because he is married and attracted to a spainsh teacher and i have the hots for him.

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