HOT CARMONA
right before -j-c-l-t–n, you grab a cup, release your man juice into the cup. immediately take the cup and put it in the microwave for 10-15 seconds. when your hear the ding, take the cup and throw it in her face.
i did a hot carmona to this girl last night and i think she mightve gotten some burn marks.
what happen to your eye?
i got a hot carmona and it burns
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