Hot Chris
the act of taking a sh-t then making it into the shape of meatb-lls. then you place the sh-t meatb-lls on your partners face and act like she’s mr. potato head
(giving her a sh-t nose,ears,mouth,eyes,etc….)
me and my b-tch were going at it in the sack when she stops and asks for a hot chris.
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