Hot Clamming
the process of having intercourse while the female partner has a moderate fever. preferably coming down from the flu when extra mucus output begins. typically performed by couples, the male should not have a fever, thus giving him the extra sensations of a super-heated extra-slimy p-ssy.
unless the fever is over 100°f it’s not considered ‘hot clam’. a fever of 103+ is extremely mood-inhibiting thus only achievable by master hot clammers. therefore optimal temperatures will be between 100-102°f ~ 37-39°c.
n. hot clam, clam·med, clam·ming, clam·mer
guy: “my wife was hot clamming me friday night, now im feeling a little under the weather.”
dude: “i bet it was worth it though.”
guy: “it was the best p-ssy i’ve ever had. period.”
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