Hot Dan


a hot dan is the act of wrapping any part of your s-xual partners body in seran wrap and you take a p–p or pee on it. and this can be any kind of p–p. (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/p–pie.htm)
john: hey chad i walked into dan’s room and he was giving his dog a hot dan!

chad: oh em gee! that is womp!
similar to a hot carl, it’s when someone takes a cr-p in your hair, and you use it to spike it up.
dude, i like your hair.
thanks, it’s a hot dan!
dude.. that’s gross.

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